Presidential Bitch Slap

25 03 2009

The most polite “shut the fuck up you ignorant hypocrite” ever delivered.

And THAT my friends is how it’s done.





Contrasting Images

30 01 2009

A big hat tip to Feministe for this original post.  I’m blown away.

Two of the most important women’s-rights-related bill-signings in the past few years.

The Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act of 2003:

And the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act of 2009:

Any Questions?





Obama And Teh Gay Pride

20 01 2009

So I stumbled across a friendly little website run by the wholesome Christian Anti Defamation Commission.  They apparently prefer the acronym D.I.L.D.O.S. but I don’t know what that stands for and I don’t think that makes any sense at all.  Oh well, it’s what they want to be called and who am I to argue?

So these DILDOS have all sorts of loving articles feigning victimization under the guise of anti-Christian persecution.  It’s really quite astonishing the level of delusion and paranoia on display there.

The article that really caught  my eye though is a fantastic example of Jesus style loving his fellow man titled Inaugural Warning: P for Perverse.  Google it if you wish, I’m not giving these DILDOS the free link.  In this remarkable example of mainlined homophobia (or should that be manlined?) our shiny vibrating cock like heroes are worried that all wholesome Christian children will be scarred into a debaucherous gay lifestyle if they watch the Obama inauguration because …*shhhhh* (whispering so the kids won’t hear)…there will be some gays in the parade.

Now I know what you’re thinking.  “Men marching all around the city in silly clothes and funny hats blowing on enormous metallic and wooden phalluses, of course they’re GAY!” Well you’re of course right on all counts there my friend (and double congratulations on spelling the plural of phallus correctly).  No, they’re even more upset because there is one band in particular that openly admits they’re gay and that, along with their rainbow embellishments, just won’t do.  Here, take a look at what they say.

Teh gays on paradeTo ensure no one misses the perversion, the Inaugural parade will include a homosexual marching band with their rainbow flags flying proud with millions of our nation’s children and Christians watching. This is the same band that proudly advertises that it will march in the homosexual Southern Decadence parade, known for its vulgarity and lewd acts in public. In 2003, the Atlanta Journal Constitution reported that it had “become routine” for men to flash their genitals and perform public sex acts at the event, which bills itself as ‘the Gay Mardis Gras.’” Have fun explaining that to the little ones.

On this historic occasion of the Inauguration of the 44th President of the United States, I must unfortunately recommend that you keep the kids away from the TV and pray that God will not rain fire and brimstone down on Washington DC. “

Ah yes, these DILDOS think there is going to be a band “performing” in the presidential inaugural parade (so to speak) marching around with their cocks out and fucking each other…all while playing tubas and rusty trombones?  I don’t know about you but if they could do all that at the same time they would cease to be a marching band and would instead call themselves “Cirque Du Soleil” and would have no business celebrating our gayest president ever.

PS:  I registered on the DILDOS site so I could read and post comments.  Sadly they rejected my usual Super Jesus avatar (as seen in my About S.J.) but they had no problem with this one.

DILDO approved!

DILDO approved!

No shit.  Go figure.





Bush: 8 Years In 8 Minutes

20 01 2009

Even eight minutes of rapid fire reading cannot cover all the incompetence and ruin wrought by our previous president and his administration, but it’s a start.

Here’s to the next four years. Everyone grab a shovel, we’ve got some serious shit to clean up here.





Can it be? Has it really happened?

20 01 2009

If you want another pinch myself moment do yourself a favor and wander over to whitehouse.gov and notice the brand new website.

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You know this was loaded today as of 12:00:01

Hell yeah.





Banks Allocate 86% ($108B) Of Bailout Towards Compensation And Bonuses!

9 11 2008

Amazingly my ongoing outrage at the Republican party has been outdone by my new found rage towards the heads of the banking industry.  I just read a letter the honorable Henry Waxman sent to the CEO of Wells Fargo where he chastises him and eight other banks for putting $108 billion of the currently allocated $125 billion tax payer bailout dollars towards compensation and bonuses.

This is so reprehensible as to defy credulity.  If there were calls for regulation and oversight before I think it is clear that there should now be calls for the seizure of all personal assets, arrests, and imprisonment for these cowards and honorless thieves.

All of Al Qaeda’s attempts to wound this country combined pale in comparison to the damage the US has suffered at the hands of these craven traitors.  I would stop short of the death penalty only because I want these tender pampered racketeers to spend the rest of their lives in Guantanamo getting the best Dick Cheney has to offer because they are domestic terrorists of the highest order and deserve no less.

(hat tip to Driftglass for the initial point to the Waxman letter)





One Other Thing

7 11 2008

You know my last post where the republicans are finally fessing up to what an incompetent douche’ Sarah Palin really is?  Yeah, well we liberals have a little confession to make too.

Sorry about that, but it really feels good to come clean like that.  I suppose we’re even now, right?  Right?