Martin Luther Beck, Jr.?

1 09 2010

I'm shocked I tell you. Shocked!

Boehener Ad Lays It Out

25 08 2010

Boehener isn’t in my congressional district but I can’t help feel embarrassed every time I’m reminded he’s from Ohio. Here’s a little something for you oh orange/tan douchey one.

The War on Brains

11 08 2010

The stoopid, it hurts…

…and republicans are in serious pain.

A Real Dope Track

24 03 2010

…and what a dope indeed.

10:00am alarm? Really? How late were you cruisin’ for some Christ like “love for his fellow man” there? And as I’m sure you’re well aware, it’s not a sin to put another follower’s little Jesus in your mouth (even if Grandpa’s floppy little savior spits a little).

Stay impressively tough and completely heterosexual there you mighty faith warrior you.

Town Hall Protesters vs Remote Area Medical Patients

16 08 2009

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Real Time’s Real Reporter Dana Gould makes a good contrast between the protesters with health care and the people who actually need health care.

Update: Here’s the link in case the video above isn’t working for you.  You’re welcome.

Glenn Beck’s Astonishingly Talented Ass

15 08 2009

As if we needed more proof that Beck is a disingenuous concern troll willing to spread disinformation, hate, and fear for the right wing. I take in shows like Beck and Limbaugh’s on occasion to see the ads and to make sure that those companies never get any of my money.

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Because Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Resigning

1 07 2009


Hey Michael Savage…

25 06 2009

…remind me again if it’s still “free speech” if you’re inciting and implicitly advocating violence against other individuals.

Hey Mike, you’re a hate mongering coward who can’t handle a little sunlight being cast upon your words of ignorance and bigotry.

Seriously, fuck you man.  How about you man up and take responsibility for the bullshit you spew rather than encouraging the mentally unstable fuckwits you call your loyal listeners to target innocent people with acts of violence?

Pat Robertson’s Head Full Of Shit…Again

18 06 2009

Honestly, how is it someone hasn’t stuffed this homophobic bigot into a sack of bricks and tossed him into a pond to put him out of his misery?

At least someone could do him a favor and get the sceptic hose up to his ear to empty the crap cavity behind his eyes.


WSJ Whores And Other Republican Apologists

8 06 2009

I’m no fan of gratuitous violence, especially when it’s handed out in a glaringly one sided broken-bottle-to-the-throat assault.  But every once in a while it can be a thing of complete and utter beauty.   Tonight I beg you to behold the full up to the elbow reaming Matt Taibbi administers to Evan Newmark (WSJ) for suggesting that it is time to declare Hank Paulson “a national hero”.

Can you imagine what a craven, bumlicking ass-goblin you’d have to be to get a job working for the Wall Street Journal, not mention up front that you used to be a Goldman, Sachs managing director, and then write a lengthy article calling your former boss a “national hero” — in the middle of a sweeping financial crisis, one in which half the world is in a panic and the unemployment rate just hit a 25-year high? Behavior like this, you usually don’t see it outside prison trusties who spend their evenings shining the guards’ boots. I can’t even think of a political press secretary who would sink that low. Hank Paulson, a hero? Are you fucking kidding us?

Thanks in large part to Paulson’s leadership in his last years as head of Goldman, the company was so massively over-leveraged that it would have gone under if AIG — which owed Goldman billions when it went into its death spiral last September — had been allowed to collapse. But thanks to Hank Paulson, who heroically stepped in and gave AIG $80 billion the same weekend he allowed one of Goldman’s last key competitors, Lehman, to collapse, Goldman didn’t have to go without that money; $13 billion of the AIG bailout went straight to Goldman. So I guess we have Paulson to thank for the fact that he used about $13 billion of our taxpayer money to essentially bail out his own fuckups. I mean, that’s heroism if I’ve ever seen it. Audie Murphy has nothing on that. Sit your asses back down, Harriet Tubman, Thomas More, Gandhi and Jesus Christ. Hank Paulson is in the house!

I can almost smell the blood on the concrete from here.  Go read it and bask in the glory of a proper (and well deserved) smack down.