Jesus Not Welcome…In Church

5 11 2010

Love thy brother, unless he’s dressed up like your lord and savior then you should call the cops on him.

Honestly, after this past election no amount of stupidity or hypocrisy surprises me.





Crazies Turn On One Of Their Own…

19 04 2010

…but only because he dared to be rational and started talking common sense.

A CULT?  Really?  You don’t say?

Hey there Doc, we atheists have been saying that for a long time now.  Welcome to our world.





10 Year Old ACLU Attorney

25 11 2009

I don’t have too many ten year old heroes but Will Phillips fits the bill.  Kudos sir.  I think I will be starting a college fund for him now so he will be covered when he eventually goes to Harvard.  I smell a Supreme Court nomination in his future.  You read it here first.

(throwing credit to the Lords of Apathy)





Belief On The Decline?!

9 03 2009

Talk about a new era of hope!

Yeah right. And I suppose next you’re going to tell me that science is going to be championed in this country.

Holy crap! Whodathunk?!





Response To Republican Big Ideas

25 02 2009

Yeah, I think you can say some were underwhelmed.





But For The Ignorant And Religious

13 02 2009

On the eve of the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin’s birth, a new Gallup Poll released a new poll about Evolution.  Here are a few of the more interesting graphs.

Yes, overall only 39% believe in evolition and 1% saw something shiny on the floor and forgot to answer the question altogether.

I know, shocking isn’t it.  Not the fact that people with less edumacation believe it only 21% of the time, but that people who have advanced degrees still don’t believe it 11% of the time.  Huh, I wonder why that might be?

Oh wait…nevermind.  I think that last one might have cleared it up.





The Truth Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

13 02 2009

We have written proof!   Bwaaaaaaaaa!!!

Wait, wait…in the interest of fair time here’s the sophisticated counter argument from the Christian right.  I may have to take it all back because I bet they make a compelling case against Evolution here.

Oh wait, they used the irrefutable counter argument of “Nuh uhhhhh, did not”.

Yeah, well, hard to argue with that kind of solid logic.





Darwin Birthday Tribute

12 02 2009

I was trying to think of the best way to celebrate the 200th anniversary of Darwin’s birth.  I just couldn’t think of one thing because the writing on this blog, as any regular reader knows, is an ongoing celebration and defense of the ideas Darwin first brought upon the scientific stage.  So with that in mind I simply offer some of my favorite Darwin and Evolution related posts.

Happy 200th Chuck!

science-v-religion
Church Confesses Darwin Was Right, There Is No God

Evidence For Evolution: Eyes

I Have Your Transitional Species Right Here

Evolution Conclusively Proven Wrong

NOVA: “Judgement Day – Intelligent Design on Trial”

God Makes 216 Million Americans Scientifically Illiterate

50% of Americans Don’t Believe Evolution





If I Didn’t Have You

10 02 2009

Tim Minchin, he makes it all sound so simple.





Can God Make a Poop So Big That Even He Can’t Pass it?

5 02 2009

Truly, it is a question that has troubled theologians for ages.

We can imagine an all powerful God.  We can also imagine He has a tremendous appetite of course which includes an infinite fondness for cheese and corn.

LOTS of cheese and corn.

So can God make an infinitely large corny log SO big that even He can’t drop it off at the pool?

If he can’t muster up a steaming Charlie of sufficient mass as to get divinely sideways and dam up His holy mud hole then he is clearly not all powerful.  Then again, if He can grunt the brown dead Pope past his Saint Peter then he has still proven to be less than fecally all powerful.

It all just boggles the mind.

shitters