Jesus Not Welcome…In Church

5 11 2010

Love thy brother, unless he’s dressed up like your lord and savior then you should call the cops on him.

Honestly, after this past election no amount of stupidity or hypocrisy surprises me.

Crazies Turn On One Of Their Own…

19 04 2010

…but only because he dared to be rational and started talking common sense.

A CULT?  Really?  You don’t say?

Hey there Doc, we atheists have been saying that for a long time now.  Welcome to our world.

10 Year Old ACLU Attorney

25 11 2009

I don’t have too many ten year old heroes but Will Phillips fits the bill.  Kudos sir.  I think I will be starting a college fund for him now so he will be covered when he eventually goes to Harvard.  I smell a Supreme Court nomination in his future.  You read it here first.

(throwing credit to the Lords of Apathy)

Belief On The Decline?!

9 03 2009

Talk about a new era of hope!

Yeah right. And I suppose next you’re going to tell me that science is going to be championed in this country.

Holy crap! Whodathunk?!

Response To Republican Big Ideas

25 02 2009

Yeah, I think you can say some were underwhelmed.

But For The Ignorant And Religious

13 02 2009

On the eve of the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin’s birth, a new Gallup Poll released a new poll about Evolution.  Here are a few of the more interesting graphs.

Yes, overall only 39% believe in evolition and 1% saw something shiny on the floor and forgot to answer the question altogether.

I know, shocking isn’t it.  Not the fact that people with less edumacation believe it only 21% of the time, but that people who have advanced degrees still don’t believe it 11% of the time.  Huh, I wonder why that might be?

Oh wait…nevermind.  I think that last one might have cleared it up.

The Truth Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

13 02 2009

We have written proof!   Bwaaaaaaaaa!!!

Wait, wait…in the interest of fair time here’s the sophisticated counter argument from the Christian right.  I may have to take it all back because I bet they make a compelling case against Evolution here.

Oh wait, they used the irrefutable counter argument of “Nuh uhhhhh, did not”.

Yeah, well, hard to argue with that kind of solid logic.