On Behalf Of President Obama, Thank You George W. Bush!

5 11 2008

Mr. Bush, I’m sure it wasn’t your intent but I think it’s clear that Barack Obama couldn’t have made this historic ascent to the presidency without you.  Let us look at your list of accomplishments that brought Barack to this extraordinary moment.

Looking back to 2000 you smeared John McCain with such vicious and impossible lies that the man who had successfully resisted years of torture at the hands of the Vietcong was left utterly broken.  The resulting Stockholm syndrome Mr. McCain suffered from rendered him a stultified shell of the independent man he once was, now agreeing with your cynical and often criminal policies 90% of the time.

Your astonishing ability to lay waste to everything you touched meant that John McCain would never be able to hide from the shame of his trauma induced complicity.  McCain’s failed attempts to emulate the very dishonorable methods you vanquished him with eight years ago only served as evidence that he had tragically succumbed to your reprehensible mindset.

The outrage felt towards you and your accomplices by the American public is only rivaled by our collective shame for electing you a second term to complete your life’s contemptible master work.  It is only in the election of Barack Obama that your hopes of reducing the patriotism of this nation from a flag raised by bloodied soldiers over Iow Jima to a lapel pin (made in China) has failed.

No Mr. Bush, as much as you have done to vandalize and plunder this country and everything she stands for we Americans must ironically thank you.  We thank you for showing us the darkest avarice and vulgar incompetence this country is capable of.  You have shown us the worst and challenged us to prove we can be better.  Only from the ashes of your comprehensive and abysmal failure can someone as noble and worthy as Barack Obama rise up and bring forth the promise of hope anew.  America is shattered and divided now but she will someday rise again and be far better…despite you.

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The Undead For President!

31 10 2008





Comedians Frustrated, Palin Too Stupid To Parody

31 10 2008

Honestly, the context of this quote from Sarah Palin is so bizarre it is barely believable so I provided a reference to the source article from the Associated Press

Palin spoke after touring Xunlight Corp., one of a handful of solar technology startup companies in Toledo, a struggling industrial city in this swing state. The city’s leaders are hoping that the solar companies will create jobs to replace some of those lost by downsizing in the auto industry.

But Palin made only a passing reference to solar power in her speech and instead renewed her call for more drilling in U.S. coastal waters. She repeated her signature anthem, “drill, baby, drill,” which seemed to fall a bit flat on the audience at the plant even as it’s become a popular chant at her rallies.

So once again the writers at SNL get a free weekend off as Sarah “The Comedian’s Gift From God” Palin extemporaneously performs their skits for them on the campaign trail.  And this continues to be hilarious until I remember that this walking talking douche nozzle is running for VP with a 72 year old cancer patient!

Please please PLEASE vote Obama.





Anti-Socialist Hypocrites Please Stand Up!

30 10 2008

Let’s not forget John McCain who voted FOR the $700 billion banking bailout and then proceeded to whine about how much of a socialist Obama is. Straight talk express my ass, it’s more like the Hypocrisy Red-Eye.

Mostly fucking hypocrites.

Who are the socialists again?





Best Obama Ad Yet!

29 10 2008

This is 30 seconds of to the point and sum it up awesome.





No Fat Ladies Singing Yet

29 10 2008

Let’s get this thing done first, then drinks are on me.





Biden Caught On Video Beating Woman

26 10 2008

True, he was just defending himself but he seems to mercilessly pummel her just the same.  I’m not saying she didn’t deserve it but just because she’s flinging so much shit at you is no reason to go all Rodney King on her like that. Yowsa!