I don’t know if the people read their email messages before they forward it on to me, but every so often I get passed on a “funny” email that is especially conservatively partisan/racist. For example I received one titled “The World’s Shortest Books” that contained these comedic gems:
NEGROS I’VE MET WHILE YACHTING By Tiger Woods
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton
You get the idea. I was sufficiently annoyed so I replied with my own list of World’s Shortest Books that were egregiously omitted from the original list.
HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENT (IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM)
By George W. Bush
HUNTING AND GUN SAFETY
By Dick Cheney
MILITARY PLANNING (AND HOW NOT TO CHERRY PICK INTELLIGENCE TO FIT YOUR PREDETERMINED NARRATIVE)
By Donald Rumsfeld
PRESERVING THE CONSTITUTION AND PERSONAL PRIVACY RIGHTS
By Alberto Gonzales
PUBLIC BATHROOM ETIQUETTE
By Larry Craig
HURRICANE RECOVERY AND DISASTER MANAGEMENT
By Micheal “Brownie” Brown
APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR AROUND CONGRESSIONAL PAGES (OR HOW NOT TO RAPE YOUNG BOYS)
By Mark Foley
FAMILY VALUES (OR HOW TO AVOID BEING CAUGHT WEARING DIAPERS WITH A D.C. MADAM)
By David Vitter
If you have any others I might have missed please feel free to add them to the list in the comments section.