The Literal Story Of Creation

To all you well read Bible literalists out there, please feel free to comment on the mistakes in this video. I certainly wouldn’t want to get the story wrong you know.

Ever Hear How Humans Are The Only Animals To Use Tools?

Yeah…I fucking love THAT joke!

Science Is Real

I thought we could simplify the argument for those out there who still cling to creationism.  You can dance along if you like.

A Proud Moment For Arizona

Did you know this broad flat expansive earth of ours is only 6000 years old?  Well Arizona State Senator Sylvia Allen does!

For the love of Christ, I think the stupidity chronically infecting the Texas BOE must be contagious.

Intelligent Design Is Obvious

The less I think the more I feel that warm “loved by an invisible all powerful sky daddy” feeling washing over me.

Genesis From A Scientists Perspective

Well when you put it that way it all makes so much sense.  Now it seems so obvious that the Bible is the inerrant word of God.

Creationist Dentist Dropped As Chair Of Texas BOE

Yesterday the Texas Senate voted to drop Dentist and all around general douche bag Don McLeroy from his job as the chair of the Texas Board of Education  Alas, Don will still be able to proselytize his ignorance since he will remain on the school board as a member.  Of course this also means Texas Gov. (weren’t you going to secede from the union or something?) Rick Perry will likely try to appoint another creationist nutjob. You know, someone like Cynthia Dunbar who authored a book that advocates more religion in the public square.

Don "asshat" McLeroy

Stay tuned, while things are trending in a positive direction those nutty Texans aren’t done yanking around with this yet…y’all.