I Guess The Pope Needed Help With His Yule Log

15 12 2010

Some things just defy reason.  To wit, here’s how the Pope apparently likes to celebrate Christmas.

Please comment freely, I’m just too baffled to find anything that could make this any funnier .

My Little Piece Of Fucking With Strangers

15 10 2010

Tip of the ol’ thorny crown to the Rachel Maddow blog for this clip. Good find.

The Science Of Perception And Expectation

29 06 2010

It’s Bobby McFerrin at the 2009 World Science Festival.  You’re here now so don’t argue with me, just watch this.

Okay, you can commence with the thanking me now.

BP Finally Explains Crisis Management Methods

25 06 2010

One Hot Atheist

22 06 2010

…and a pretty good singer as well.  If you get a chance go check out Masturbating Catholic.


15 06 2010

This morning the “King of Kings” (aka the Touchdown Jesus) statue in Monroe Ohio burned to the ground after being struck by lightning.

What…like I could possibly add anything to make that even more awesome?


I found a little more awesome.  Here’s a picture of the statue burning at 11:20 last night.

And some of the local quotes are equally awesome.

Levi Walsh, 29 said “Of all the things that could have been struck, I just think that that would be protected. … It’s something that’s not supposed to happen, Jesus burning,” … who then noted the giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched.


Double Secret Update!

Video of the burning savior right here my friend.  Don’t worry though because Big Butter Jesus will be back in three days as was written in the prophecy.  Be sure to bring pancakes.  Lots and lots of pancakes.

(You might want to mute the sound on this though.  You’ve been warned.)

I Was Told to Add This Video…

29 04 2010

…but I can’t imagine why?

(Thanks for the tip Sadie)

This Is For You

19 04 2010

Yeah, you know who you are.

A Real Dope Track

24 03 2010

…and what a dope indeed.

10:00am alarm? Really? How late were you cruisin’ for some Christ like “love for his fellow man” there? And as I’m sure you’re well aware, it’s not a sin to put another follower’s little Jesus in your mouth (even if Grandpa’s floppy little savior spits a little).

Stay impressively tough and completely heterosexual there you mighty faith warrior you.

Welcome To My New Exercise Regimen

4 02 2010

Because all that swimming was making me wet.  No, wait, not like that, I mean the water actually…oh never mind.