…and what a dope indeed.
10:00am alarm? Really? How late were you cruisin’ for some Christ like “love for his fellow man” there? And as I’m sure you’re well aware, it’s not a sin to put another follower’s little Jesus in your mouth (even if Grandpa’s floppy little savior spits a little).
Stay impressively tough and completely heterosexual there you mighty faith warrior you.