A Real Dope Track

24 03 2010

…and what a dope indeed.

10:00am alarm? Really? How late were you cruisin’ for some Christ like “love for his fellow man” there? And as I’m sure you’re well aware, it’s not a sin to put another follower’s little Jesus in your mouth (even if Grandpa’s floppy little savior spits a little).

Stay impressively tough and completely heterosexual there you mighty faith warrior you.



7 responses

24 03 2010

U bend so crazee low
Drivin’ wit da quickness
An’ a tune that really blows
No matter what be jammin’
In ur yellow funky trunk
Go shake it wit da J-Man
Bounce ur booty on His Junk

…cos He got Da Righteous Wood!

24 03 2010

Word dat.

25 03 2010

Word to your Mother Superior!

25 03 2010

Illin’ and chillin’ like a villian…or paying billins…like Bob Dillian.

Um, yeah, sorry about that. Won’t happen again.

25 03 2010
Sam Chapman

How many poor could’ve been fed with the money spent on that car? What would JC do? Would he waste so much money? What a dope.

25 03 2010

Republican Jesus would remind you that a pimp car like that only inspires the poor to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

(Now if only someone would just loan them bootstraps first they’d be all set)

31 03 2010

The comment section was oh so better than anything else. ROFL……don’t quit your day jobs. 😉

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