Okay, just in case you forgot where you were I of course don’t believe in God, but if I did that fucker has one hilarious all powerful God sized sense of ironic humor. I submit this tale of total awesomeness as evidence proof positive.
45 year old Gunther Link of Vienna, Austria was trapped in an elevator. Being a very pious God fearing man he prayed like crazy and, of course, God delivered a rescuer who pulled him out of the elevator. Praise the Lord, Hallelujah!
Being one to give thanks where thanks are due, Gunther went straight to his church to…well…give thanks. There he approached the alter, placed his hands upon the monument, whereby the 860 lb stone pillar on which the stone altar was perched fell on him, killing him instantly.
Oh that God…he is SUCH a jokester!
But then God’s divine plan had a double whammy punchline. Gunther’s body was found by parishioners attending Mass the next day after he had been reported missing by his cousin.
Woot! You sure got us again didn’t you God?! You are such a loving and merciful God aren’t you? It’s no wonder we worship you so blindly.