Yesterday the most ironic proposal to ever come from a “Human Rights Council” sought legal protection for religion from criticism. That’s right, the U.N.’s top human-rights body is asking states to provide “protection against acts of hatred, discrimination, intimidation and coercion resulting from defamation of religions and incitement to religious hatred in general.”
Who would be so absurd to push for such a preposterously stupid resolution? The bombastically ridiculous Muslims of course.
“Defamation of religions is the cause that leads to incitement to hatred, discrimination and violence toward their followers,” Pakistan’s ambassador Zamir Akram said.
“It is important to deal with the cause, rather than with the effects alone,” he said.
Of course ambassador Akram couldn’t be bothered to actually follow the causal link all the way back to the real root cause…the asshats who follow and perpetuate the violent ignorance of dark age religions like Islam and Christianity. That would make way too much sense.
Muslim nations went on to whine absurdly that religions, and in particular their especially backward religion of Islam, must be shielded from criticism in the media and other areas of public life. Apparently even a cartoon of their Prophet Muhammad would upset their astonishingly frail minds.
“Islam is frequently and wrongly associated with human rights violations and terrorism”
Oh Islam, you ARE so funny aren’t you?
How about this? …Fuck No!
When all you religious fundamentalists and zealots come to your senses and cease to
mutter to yourselves plead and pray to your invisible gods we will then, and only then, stop making fun of you. Until such time you are the crazies those of us in the reality based world will attempt to rescue from your self inflicted delusions. We will sometimes use humor and ridicule in the effort to point out how profoundly absurd your beliefs are. Sadly, until you wake up you will probably be offended,but if it makes you feel any better we are ultimately doing it for your own good. (Well, and ours too)
We can always use a few more rational thinkers, so join us, the logic is fine.