The Truth Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

13 02 2009

We have written proof!   Bwaaaaaaaaa!!!

Wait, wait…in the interest of fair time here’s the sophisticated counter argument from the Christian right.  I may have to take it all back because I bet they make a compelling case against Evolution here.

Oh wait, they used the irrefutable counter argument of “Nuh uhhhhh, did not”.

Yeah, well, hard to argue with that kind of solid logic.




5 responses

13 02 2009

Rachel rocks! That was a really good episode last night and I really want to read that book Summer for the Gods. 🙂 It was really interesting when the Professor suggested that we have more Biblical Literalists today than when Darwin wrote The Origins of Species.

13 02 2009

I can’t for the life of me understand why we need a higher purpose to be accountable for our actions. If Creation Mythologists want me to believe only god can provide a moral compass, I would argue a Biblical god that routinely kills innocents is not that provider.

16 02 2009
A true Christian

How can you claim to be moral if you don’t agree with throwing children to bears and dashing their heads against rocks.
I just hope that you repent before those angels blow trumpets from the 4 corners of the Earth and God sends you straight to hell alongside the unbaptized babies and those who think that the Earth is orbited by the sun.

16 02 2009
Super Jesus

Well now you do have a point there.

16 02 2009

re: the Earth is orbited by the sun.

Wait…the sun doesn’t orbit the Earth? But look outside. Clearly the sun moves across the sky. This is an unmitigated fact.

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