So I stumbled across a friendly little website run by the wholesome Christian Anti Defamation Commission. They apparently prefer the acronym D.I.L.D.O.S. but I don’t know what that stands for and I don’t think that makes any sense at all. Oh well, it’s what they want to be called and who am I to argue?
So these DILDOS have all sorts of loving articles feigning victimization under the guise of anti-Christian persecution. It’s really quite astonishing the level of delusion and paranoia on display there.
The article that really caught my eye though is a fantastic example of Jesus style loving his fellow man titled Inaugural Warning: P for Perverse. Google it if you wish, I’m not giving these DILDOS the free link. In this remarkable example of mainlined homophobia (or should that be manlined?) our shiny vibrating cock like heroes are worried that all wholesome Christian children will be scarred into a debaucherous gay lifestyle if they watch the Obama inauguration because …*shhhhh* (whispering so the kids won’t hear)…there will be some gays in the parade.
Now I know what you’re thinking. “Men marching all around the city in silly clothes and funny hats blowing on enormous metallic and wooden phalluses, of course they’re GAY!” Well you’re of course right on all counts there my friend (and double congratulations on spelling the plural of phallus correctly). No, they’re even more upset because there is one band in particular that openly admits they’re gay and that, along with their rainbow embellishments, just won’t do. Here, take a look at what they say.
“To ensure no one misses the perversion, the Inaugural parade will include a homosexual marching band with their rainbow flags flying proud with millions of our nation’s children and Christians watching. This is the same band that proudly advertises that it will march in the homosexual Southern Decadence parade, known for its vulgarity and lewd acts in public. In 2003, the Atlanta Journal Constitution reported that it had “become routine” for men to flash their genitals and perform public sex acts at the event, which bills itself as ‘the Gay Mardis Gras.’” Have fun explaining that to the little ones.
On this historic occasion of the Inauguration of the 44th President of the United States, I must unfortunately recommend that you keep the kids away from the TV and pray that God will not rain fire and brimstone down on Washington DC. “
Ah yes, these DILDOS think there is going to be a band “performing” in the presidential inaugural parade (so to speak) marching around with their cocks out and fucking each other…all while playing tubas and rusty trombones? I don’t know about you but if they could do all that at the same time they would cease to be a marching band and would instead call themselves “Cirque Du Soleil” and would have no business celebrating our gayest president ever.
PS: I registered on the DILDOS site so I could read and post comments. Sadly they rejected my usual Super Jesus avatar (as seen in my About S.J.) but they had no problem with this one.
No shit. Go figure.