Today I ask the faithful the question:
“Do you believe the story of Noah and the flood? Why or why not?”
Sounds simple enough, but I imagine there is a broad spectrum of opinions on this well known story. Not to ruin the surprise but I think the story is completely ridiculous. I know, you’re shocked to hear that. But I’ve heard young earthers talk about the flood in the context of ridding the earth of dinosaurs and creating the Grand Canyon. Hell, there’s a whole section of the creationist museum in Cincinnati devoted to convincing people that the Noah story is true.
So c’mon people, what am I missing here? Convince me God pulled off this amazing story…or are you just going to wuss out and tell me this is yet another example of the Bible teaching in parables?
Evangelically yours (in a completely heterosexual way),