Comments for The Gospel of Super Jesus

Comment on Idiots Still Pushing Intelligent Design As Science by SuperJesus

SuperJesus — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:21:19 +0000

Well that and there is no evidence to support the ID theory in any way. Other than that it’s rock solid!

Comment on Idiots Still Pushing Intelligent Design As Science by Chris

Chris — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:12:03 +0000

Of course Intelligent Design is science. It follows every tenent of science that Biology or Geology does. Well, except for the testable part. And that you can’t reproduce it in a laboratory. And I guess that means we can’t really observe it or apply the scientific method to it.

BUT IT’S STILL SCIENCE!

Comment on Republican Douchebags “Protecting” Marriage Again by Chris

Chris — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:05:18 +0000

The “sanctity of marriage” are strangely quiet when asked about outlawing divorce.

Comment on You F’ing Know This Is True by Chris

Chris — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:04:00 +0000

Anyone who thinks Jesus rode dinosaurs, or that they survived the flood for that matter, deserves ridicule, Clark. I know many Christians. I respect most of them. But anyone who considers himself a Christian and supports ID is a moron.

Comment on McCain Busts A Policy Move by Tim

Tim — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:14:38 +0000

Priceless.

Comment on McCain Busts A Policy Move by Barbara

Barbara — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:36:45 +0000

Very funny…I can’t get past that look on his face though. A pepto bismol commercial would fit in well.

Comment on A Movie The Religious Will Cower From by Elvis Dingeldein

Elvis Dingeldein — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:56:43 +0000

I absolutely cannot wait for this film. My favorite part of any given episode of REAL TIME is when Bill Maher takes the piss out of religion, and just says, out loud and in public, that Christians believe in talking snakes and whatnot. It just gives me a secret little goosebumpity chill in my penis. So I’d like to take this opportunity to invite any of Super-J’s lovely female readers to join me at a screening of this film, as the turgidity sure to accompany the experience must not be missed.

Yours in Mocking Christ,

Elvis Dingeldein
The Daily Clusterdouche
News For People That Think The God is a Pinhead

Comment on Whiny Right Wing Bitches by Elvis Dingeldein

Elvis Dingeldein — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:48:48 +0000

Goddamnit George Carlin was so good when he was good. He could suck pretty hard when he was off his game, but when he was On, there was no touching him. He will be missed, and mourned, as a very particular and absolutely inimitable Voice has been lost forever.

Also, you should immediately copyright the term “26 Percenter” and possibly register it as a interwebs domain for the sole purpose of shitting on Bush. That’s brilliant stuff.

Cheers, Super-J!

Elvis Dingeldein
The Daily Clusterdouche
A Proud Member of The Other 74 Percent

Comment on You F’ing Know This Is True by Elvis Dingeldein

Elvis Dingeldein — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:39:00 +0000

Oh my fucking god. I can now go wander out into traffic and get happily hit by a passing Mack Truck or possibly one of those bright yellow Hummers driven by an absolute fuckhole drinking something made from “Chai,” because that’s what douchebags drink. I can do these things, and die happily, because now I’ve seen The Jesus riding a dinosaur. Why the retarded rhesus monkey that is our Photoshop Expert over at The Daily Clusterdouche hasn’t been able to slap something like this together every time we mock the pinheads at The Creation Museum about the dinosaurs on The Ark is beyond me, but you can rest assured, Super Jesus, that he will get a sharp stick in the eye for missing this boat.

Onward Christian Dino-Riders, huzzah!

E. Dingeldein
The Daily Clusterdouche
The Super Jesus Rocks

Comment on You F’ing Know This Is True by John

John — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:35:48 +0000

Oh God help those of thin skin. Anyone who believes dinosaurs lived with humans and that the earth is 6000 years old deserve to be the brunt of jokes. You can’t act like an idiot and still be considered normal. As for real Christians, I don’t see them speaking out against the court jesters of their religion.