About Super Jesus

Not to be confused with that other lesser Jesus character, I am a character who is trying to bring you the good news of skepticism, rational thought, and reason. Do you disagree with something I’ve said? Good, leave a comment and let’s get the conversation on. What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof, so if you have a faith or belief don’t just bring your argument, bring me your evidence.

You can also email me directly at (SuperJesus #at# neo.rr.com). How awesome is that? C’mon, admit it, it’s not like you can just email your deity like that now can you? I didn’t think so.

Evangelically yours (in a completely heterosexual way)

Super J.

43 responses

7 03 2008
Scott Horn

Fuck yea SuperJesus, fuck ‘em up!

7 03 2008
AliasKim

Hey there SJ, long-time-listener-first-time-caller…I’m a little nervous…but I’ve been a big fan, a really big fan, for…let’s see…exactly 50 weeks. I dig your new digs and especially like your groovy banner. What a beautiful sunrise. A fitting image for a new start in a new locale. Go get ‘em, babe.

Yours in a usually heterosexual way,

AliasK, redhead.

7 03 2008
Bezjeep

I look forward to following your teachings and if you do that last supper thing again, do you think I can order some mozzarella sticks? Let me know if I can ever help out with a gospel or two as well. Can you tell I am angling for one of those super apostle spots?

12 03 2008
madmonq

A while ago I posted something called “The Great American God Complex” It was in the running to be my blog title. I get what you are trying to do and thanks.

And yes please, blogroll away. I’ll return the favor. Maybe I’ll crack 20 hits a week!

13 03 2008
gregwade

EARTH>>> s u p e r j e s u s has found you all! – but you may call me gsus, and here are my shoes…

http://shoefreak.wordpress.com/nike-must-die/

I was a graphic designer with a sony walkman before my career as a profit…

eh!

http://ubercraft.wordpress.com/

oh! I have web-content… and superjesus is an aussie band if it matters!

14 03 2008
#1Super Groupie

Just keep posting awesome blogs and they will follow….or you can just smite them. :) You Rock, SJ!

21 03 2008
Steven Young

Praise you dear jeezus (sp?)! I’ve always hoped god would put a webpage up! Again, we win…technology may bring porn to billions via internet, but we will help spread your word to many (maybe hundreds!) on this brilliant site! Thank you jeezus!

15 04 2008
Blissfully

tasty diety. who’s your trainer? same guy as Sly?

25 05 2008
baba

Just enlightened by the fact that jesus had a muscular shape at years of 40!!!

Great site btw.

Sincerely,

Just another faithful adherent of agnosticism.

27 05 2008
Chris

How do you rectify the Truth of FSM?

27 05 2008
SuperJesus

@Chris: Preferably with a little Alfredo sauce and garlic bread.

30 08 2008
AlienBaby

Rock me sexy Jesus!

31 08 2008
Lobster Johnson

Does he have a boner in that picture?

6 09 2008
Mike harring

Alas an alternative to the Rightwing shitheads who claim to be real Christians who are in the same camp with the corporate fucks! Jesus and those early Christian communities were socialist and communial by nature.Jesus even said”The last shall be first and the first shall be last!”

14 10 2008
Dany

You can say whatever you want about him but there is one thing for sure his LOVE for us is so great.No matter what he still loves you.But watch out about what you say to him cause one day you may regret.Remember the end is near so be prepare.GOD blezz.

20 10 2008
fuck you

fuck you asshole dickfuck cockswine faggotwad peice of shit mother fucker dicksnot

20 10 2008
SuperJesus

I think someone was on a roll because “cockswine”, well, that just doesn’t make any sense. Maybe he’s suggesting I’m a rooster cross bred with a pig? I don’t know but I’m guessing from the context of the rest of his comment it can’t be good.

25 08 2009
Saint Steven

“cockswine”?….ect.?

Obviously A poor soul that is possesed by a god-hating tourette syndrome demon.

‘Tis the only way one could utter such blasphemies.

I know that in your goodness and mercy you have already forgiven him and healed him.

Saint Steven

5 11 2008
culturepress

I like the internet because I can find my fellow atheists, whereas otherwise, we are a quiet minority in this very stupidly “religulous” country.

2 02 2009
Timotheus

This web site is the product of an unhappy person.

14 04 2009
TIMOTHEUS

It appears someone posted that “Timotheus” comment under an old screen name of mine. Rest assured it was not I who did so. Just wanted to clear that up, SJ.

15 04 2009
SuperJesus

I would never confuse you for that toolbag. We’re all good. :)

2 02 2009
SuperJesus

@Timotheus: You’re projecting again…Cheer up man.

5 02 2009
OCENON

you have too much time on your hands….

much too much…..

love the site…..simple neat and to the point…

can’t go wrong with that….

24 02 2009
Lobsang Tengyie

Do do that voo-doo that you do so well!

Viagra Buddha

29 03 2009
knowledgetoday

I love your site. Keep it up !

1 04 2009
apacherose97

Would you like to have lunch with a PhD scientist and ARN contributer? Or is this just for show? Let me know.

Regards,
Catherine

1 04 2009
SuperJesus

What do you have in mind?

1 04 2009
apacherose97

If you had questions for a scientist regarding creation/evolution what would they be?
Do you think that Science and Religion can coexist?
Do you think one can prove the other and vise versa?
How much faith does the bible say is needed to go to heaven?
In the same way you would expect a scientist to PROVE creation to you, can you PROVE evolution to him.

Here is what I am thinking – You tell me if you are interested in meeting first of all and why. I thought that this would be good because you are scientifically minded.

If you are interested, lets meet some Saturday afternoon.
Bring your questions, not arguments.
Bring your curiosity, not anger
Bring your open-mindedness, and look objectively – not letting the experiences you have had with others ruin the experince you could have with God.
Consider also, that science is not the ONLY domain that TRUTH can be derrived from.
And let’s have some dialog on this topic.
This would not be for the public entertainment of your Super Jesus crowd. I do this because I actually care about you and not for the sake of winning an argument.

There are a lot of people who believe a lot of things blindly. I’m not one of those people.

As a side note: I rather enjoyed Hitchens vs Dinesh D’Souza. I did not see that one published on your site.

Regards,
Catherine

1 04 2009
SuperJesus

A proper response has been created HERE.

Super J.

2 06 2009
Jesus Crist

Las Vegas is in America :)

21 08 2009
Saint Steven

Sj,
I can’t believe how good this place is!!
So glad I stumbled in here.
Such great videos and perspectives!!

I will be checking in regularly
(in a heterosexual way)

Saint Steven

21 08 2009
SuperJesus

Very kind of you. Stop back often.

SJ

2 09 2009
George Malakas

Please check out the following stellar website:

ministerturnsatheist.org

I’m sure you’ll enjoy it, as I did.

Great blog, BTW.

4 09 2009
Steven Adams

George,
Thanks for that website….very good!
and thanks to SJ for this place,
Saint Steven

17 09 2009
Saint Steven

Sj,
Just caught the Hitler series,…. wiping tears of hysterical laughter.
Just wanted to say how much I appreciate your work and how you have helped me wade thru some tuff thinking.

I am so glad that you have this place.
Saint Steven

22 09 2009
George Malakas

JESUS IS COMING… LOOK BUSY.

4 02 2010
Romulus

Here is what i know and why i believe in God, from more of a scientific standpoint. Well according to the laws of physics, in order for something to exist it must be composed of either matter of energy. And the first law of thermodynamics clearly states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, and that energy is eternal. Meaning no beginning, un-created, or no end. So what is this great energy? Just look at the complexity of the stars, the way the planets are aligned, the human body, etc. Look at how perfect the earth is set up. The earth’s size is perfect. Any smaller and it would be impossible to sustain an atmosphere, any bigger or closer to the sun we would just be like Mercury. Any smaller the earth would contain too much free hydrogen and be just like Jupiter. Look at how everything corresponds, the Sun heats up the proper places of the planet, keeps us warm, helps our crops grow etc. The moon also plays a big factor, provides some light at night, keeps the oceans flowing and moving so they do not stagnate, yet also restrains them from over flooding the continents. Look at DNA, the way we are programmed, remarkably almost like a computer. The human eye, can distinguish between 7 million different colors and and can hold an astounding 1.5 messages at the same time. Many other examples, anyhow the bottom line the earth is very complex. Again what was this energy?

Well, the insane complexity of the universe suggests that it’s quite impossible that it was just some big, random, vague, unconscious energy source. So rather, the most logical explanation would be that an extremely intelligent, immensely powerful God/Intelligence created this earth, as well as the entire universe. A buddy of mine told me that people who believe in a God or a higher power are foolish because he is not visible. But the Christian has a reason and means of explaining why some things are the way they are. Athiests just kind of believe life spontaneously sprouted from pond scum and somehow magically from some sort of lightning bolt, that the chemicals and materials therein were able to randomly assort themselves into a highly complex, structured, living organism. Is that scientific, logical, or sensible at all? Honestly friend to be an athiest it to just believe in a blind faith really. The strange proposition that this universe originated in some sort of cipher and aimlessly rushes nowhere, indeed it is quite foolish. And where do morals come from? The soul? Can science or evolutionary theories explain such things? No, because science cannot obtain the answers to everything.

A friend once said, “Well look at how large and vast the universe is? its like the lottery if you buy a trillion lottery tickets then one is bound to be a winner.” that was in regard probability of how the universe may have been created…but even that theory is debunked because science has proven the universe did not always exist. Of course there isnt any absolute, in-your-face proof by the worldly standard because then that would take away from the element of faith. But it seems to me the most logical explanation is a higher power at work. Even if God was somehow disproven it would not cultivate any peace for you. Only delusion. Jay Homnick once said, “Once you allow the intellect to consider that an elaborate organism, with trillions of microscopic interactive componets, can be an accident, you have essentially lost your mind.”

Jesus is the only way and he loves and forgives everyone, regardless of what you’ve done!!! Please give Him the chance He deserves, after all, he certainly gave you a chance when He died on that cross, didn’t He?

May God’s love warm your heart, as it has mine. ^_^

4 02 2010
Super Jesus

Help me out with the logic here. What you are saying is:

1) The universe is really really big and the diversity of life is very confusing and I don’t understand the first thing about science (much less the 1st law of thermodynamics), therefore…

2) I can confidently assert that there is an invisible, untouchable, unknowable other dimensional being that exists, who created everything in the universe, and I know all this because he spoke to illiterate tribesmen thousands of years ago before some committee in Turkey finally got around to writing down these stories in 325A.D.

Well, I guess when you put it that way I guess it makes perfect sense. I wish someone had made this compelling argument to me earlier so I could have avoided nurturing all these critical thinking skills I’ve been developing my whole life and just blindly bought into whatever impossible nonsense the church tells me to.

Life is so much simpler now that every legitimate question can be answered with a definitive “God did it”.

Why does the sun rise? “God did it.”

Why are there so many stars in the sky? “God did it.”

Why do over 100,000 children die of cancer every year. “God did it!”

See how easy life is now!

10 01 2011
Personman

If the world is so perfect, then why do rabbits (biologically) have to eat their own shit to survive?
The thing about life ” magically coming from pond scum ” is that we had a chemical stew sitting around for a few BILLION YEARS. That is such an incomprehensible stretch of time that really, anything could happen. Rotting apricots could gain sentience in that stretch of time. And slowly some evidence has popped up as to how life was formed. Slowly, but of course this would be difficult to test. So yes, i am confident that over Billions of years, One tiny rock ammong billions, probably trillions of stars could sprout a complex collection of proteins able to reproduce itself. We very may well be the only life int he entierety of it all. I think this luck is more plausible tan the alternative.

4 02 2012
patricia

Super jesus????? Something christians don’t want to hear?

15 02 2012
mokenman

Glad to see ur still shouting truth to them. Unfortunately they may have gotten dumber than the last time we corresponded. I’m back at blogging. Mokenman

16 02 2012
patricia

What about Jesus wearing a superhero suit? And he would fly in the skies and fight againt a demon madman?

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