About Super Jesus

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Secretly I’m a 40 year old programmer in Ohio…but don’t tell anyone. Oh sure, being a deity has its perks but it can get frustrating living in a backward red state much less in a declining super power run by a bunch of conservative religious fuckwits. Disagree with me? Good for you, leave a comment and lets get the conversation on. Or if you prefer you can always email me directly at (SuperJesus #at# neo.rr.com). How awesome is that? C’mon, admit it, it’s not like you can just email your deity like that now can you? I didn’t think so.

Evangelically yours (in a completely heterosexual way)

Super J.

11 responses to “About Super Jesus”

7 03 2008
Scott Horn (15:02:06) :

Fuck yea SuperJesus, fuck ‘em up!

7 03 2008
AliasKim (17:27:09) :

Hey there SJ, long-time-listener-first-time-caller…I’m a little nervous…but I’ve been a big fan, a really big fan, for…let’s see…exactly 50 weeks. I dig your new digs and especially like your groovy banner. What a beautiful sunrise. A fitting image for a new start in a new locale. Go get ‘em, babe.

Yours in a usually heterosexual way,

AliasK, redhead.

7 03 2008
Bezjeep (20:16:24) :

I look forward to following your teachings and if you do that last supper thing again, do you think I can order some mozzarella sticks? Let me know if I can ever help out with a gospel or two as well. Can you tell I am angling for one of those super apostle spots?

12 03 2008
madmonq (19:22:56) :

A while ago I posted something called “The Great American God Complex” It was in the running to be my blog title. I get what you are trying to do and thanks.

And yes please, blogroll away. I’ll return the favor. Maybe I’ll crack 20 hits a week!

13 03 2008
gregwade (01:30:29) :

EARTH>>> s u p e r j e s u s has found you all! - but you may call me gsus, and here are my shoes…

http://shoefreak.wordpress.com/nike-must-die/

I was a graphic designer with a sony walkman before my career as a profit…

eh!

http://ubercraft.wordpress.com/

oh! I have web-content… and superjesus is an aussie band if it matters!

14 03 2008
#1Super Groupie (19:18:13) :

Just keep posting awesome blogs and they will follow….or you can just smite them. :) You Rock, SJ!

21 03 2008
Steven Young (13:38:18) :

Praise you dear jeezus (sp?)! I’ve always hoped god would put a webpage up! Again, we win…technology may bring porn to billions via internet, but we will help spread your word to many (maybe hundreds!) on this brilliant site! Thank you jeezus!

15 04 2008
Blissfully (20:16:58) :

tasty diety. who’s your trainer? same guy as Sly?

25 05 2008
baba (09:37:16) :

Just enlightened by the fact that jesus had a muscular shape at years of 40!!!

Great site btw.

Sincerely,

Just another faithful adherent of agnosticism.

27 05 2008
Chris (18:01:51) :

How do you rectify the Truth of FSM?

27 05 2008
SuperJesus (19:47:32) :

@Chris: Preferably with a little Alfredo sauce and garlic bread.

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