A Real Dope Track

…and what a dope indeed.

10:00am alarm? Really? How late were you cruisin’ for some Christ like “love for his fellow man” there? And as I’m sure you’re well aware, it’s not a sin to put another follower’s little Jesus in your mouth (even if Grandpa’s floppy little savior spits a little).

Stay impressively tough and completely heterosexual there you mighty faith warrior you.

The Literal Story Of Creation

To all you well read Bible literalists out there, please feel free to comment on the mistakes in this video. I certainly wouldn’t want to get the story wrong you know.

Clever Monkeys

Some of our cousins in this video are more capable than some half-term Alaskan Governors I can think of.

Don’t Swallow Your Moral Code In Tablet Form