I don’t know if the people read their email messages before they forward it on to me, but every so often I get passed on a “funny” email that is especially conservatively partisan/racist. For example I received one titled “The World’s Shortest Books” that contained these comedic gems:
NEGROS I’VE MET WHILE YACHTING By Tiger Woods
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael MooreTHINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton
You get the idea. I was sufficiently annoyed so I replied with my own list of World’s Shortest Books that were egregiously omitted from the original list.
HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENT (IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM)
By George W. BushHUNTING AND GUN SAFETY
By Dick CheneyMILITARY PLANNING (AND HOW NOT TO CHERRY PICK INTELLIGENCE TO FIT YOUR PREDETERMINED NARRATIVE)
By Donald RumsfeldPRESERVING THE CONSTITUTION AND PERSONAL PRIVACY RIGHTS
By Alberto GonzalesPUBLIC BATHROOM ETIQUETTE
By Larry CraigHURRICANE RECOVERY AND DISASTER MANAGEMENT
By Micheal “Brownie” BrownAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR AROUND CONGRESSIONAL PAGES (OR HOW NOT TO RAPE YOUNG BOYS)
By Mark FoleyFAMILY VALUES (OR HOW TO AVOID BEING CAUGHT WEARING DIAPERS WITH A D.C. MADAM)
By David Vitter
If you have any others I might have missed please feel free to add them to the list in the comments section.
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Free Health Care for Dummies: Only Congress and Senate Need Apply, written and paid for by U.S. Citizens
Yeah, I’m bashing all of them.
An email with a republican slant that contains latent racism?
Unpossible!
Just got this email the other day and decided I just had to share some more titles for those who graced me with such wonderful reading… My additions…
More World’s Shortest Books:
DRUGS I HAVEN’T DONE
By Rush Limbaugh
TELEPHONE ETIQUETTE
By Bill O’Reilly
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
By George W. Bush
HONORING WOUNDED WAR VETS
By John McCain
FAMILY VALUES (or THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE)
By Mark Foley, Ted Haggard, Newt Gingrich, Larry Craig, John McCain, Rudolph Giuliani, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Barr, Bob Dole
ALL…CREATED EQUAL
By The Republican Party
Excellent!