The Undead For President!

Comedians Frustrated, Palin Too Stupid To Parody

Honestly, the context of this quote from Sarah Palin is so bizarre it is barely believable so I provided a reference to the source article from the Associated Press

Palin spoke after touring Xunlight Corp., one of a handful of solar technology startup companies in Toledo, a struggling industrial city in this swing state. The city’s leaders are hoping that the solar companies will create jobs to replace some of those lost by downsizing in the auto industry.

But Palin made only a passing reference to solar power in her speech and instead renewed her call for more drilling in U.S. coastal waters. She repeated her signature anthem, “drill, baby, drill,” which seemed to fall a bit flat on the audience at the plant even as it’s become a popular chant at her rallies.

So once again the writers at SNL get a free weekend off as Sarah “The Comedian’s Gift From God” Palin extemporaneously performs their skits for them on the campaign trail.  And this continues to be hilarious until I remember that this walking talking douche nozzle is running for VP with a 72 year old cancer patient!

Please please PLEASE vote Obama.

Anti-Socialist Hypocrites Please Stand Up!

Let’s not forget John McCain who voted FOR the $700 billion banking bailout and then proceeded to whine about how much of a socialist Obama is. Straight talk express my ass, it’s more like the Hypocrisy Red-Eye.

Who are the socialists again?

Best Obama Ad Yet!

This is 30 seconds of to the point and sum it up awesome.

No Fat Ladies Singing Yet

Let’s get this thing done first, then drinks are on me.

Biden Caught On Video Beating Woman

True, he was just defending himself but he seems to mercilessly pummel her just the same.  I’m not saying she didn’t deserve it but just because she’s flinging so much shit at you is no reason to go all Rodney King on her like that. Yowsa!

Wazzup 2008

Video Of Barack Obama Rapping In High School!

It’s true!  This is a rare glimpse of a young Barack “Hydrogen” Obama freestyle rapping.  You can completely see the early hints of his later oratorical skills.  Despite what the title of the video indicates the audio track is the original audio recorded at the event.  Truly inspiring.

PS: McCain sucks.  (I just had to throw that in)

Compelling Reasons To Vote McCain

Yes We Carve!

This looks like a good idea.